Ready…Set ..VAPID FIRE with Kevin Gootee

Comedian Kevin Gootee  has a bit of fun with his www.comicswatchingcomics.com  along with his numerous club appearance in the METRO NY AREA.

Check out his IMBD page too for what’s been on with his acting side   http://www.imdb.com/name/nm7627834/?ref_=nv_sr_1

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A full list of his DIARY and video links can be found on his OFFICIAL WEBSITE

https://kevingootee.com/my-upcoming-shows/

AND NOW   READY  SET… VAPID FIRE~!

 

Vapid Fire Q&A

 

 

  1. What turns you on, creatively or otherwise?

Getting out of corporate America because I’ve made my show, comics watching comics. Or hosting a game show. Or Emily Ratajkowski

 

  1. Which celebrity’s hair do you covet most?

Bradley cooper. Me-ow

 

  1. What would your death-row last meal be?

Steak, sushi, lobster, and Honey Boo Boo. Plenty to go around and I’m doing the world a favor.

 

  1. What’s your juiciest vice or guiltiest pleasure?

Sports betting, power lunches, and giving french tourists the wrong directions.

 

  1. What extravagant purchase should probably make you feel guiltier?

I feel no guilt about buying anything, I’ve earned it.

 

  1. When’s the last time you wanted to slap someone?

30 seconds ago.

 

  1. What most likely made that stain on your outfit?

My daughter

 

  1. Describe your favourite undergarment.

The bra. Doubles as a yarmulke.

 

  1. What’s a lie you’ve told more than once?

You’re the only woman I’m currently seeing.

 

10: Where do you see yourself in five minutes?

Pulling out a wayward nose hair.

VAPID FIRE!!!! Featuring LeeAnn Tooker

LeeAnn Tooker is one of the FUNNIEST  comics out there!  From her numerous appearances in some of the TOP COMEDY CLUBS around she recently took on FAKE NEWS segments on INSTAGRAM  https://www.instagram.com/p/BR9SX5sDrQL/    IT’S A BLAST BLAST BLAST!!!

#FUNNYCHICK  #COMEDY  #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun

Check out her DIARY for WHAT’S ON   leeanntooker.com

Now here are the CHEEKY FUN  QUESTIONS with LeeAnn’s answers….

READY      SET    VAPID FIRE!!!!!

1. What turns you on, creatively or otherwise?
Quick wit (and compliments don’t hurt)

2. Which celebrity’s hair do you covet most?
My hair is one of the few things still working for me. Lol.  But, I’d have to say that I covet Natalie Portman’s head.  It’s the perfect egg shape!  With a head like that, I would totally shave my hair off!

3. What would your death-row last meal be?
Having had to go gluten-free for medical reasons, I would probably have a double decker burger with additional buns…. a mountain of buns.

4. What’s your juiciest vice or guiltiest pleasure?
Guilty pleasure would be reality television. Sometimes I have it on in the background so it sounds like people are over at my place and sometimes I watch Hoarders so I can feel like I really have my life together (which obviously I do not).

5. What extravagant purchase should probably make you feel guiltier?
I am addicted to a particular green-smoothie (I know – I’m SO L.A.).  It costs a ridiculous $13 but there I am, handing over my credit card.

6. When’s the last time you wanted to slap someone?
Daily.  Multiple times daily.  It doesn’t take much.

7. What most likely made that stain on your outfit?
Food or tears.  Sometimes both at same time.

8. Describe your favorite undergarment.
Anything with elastic waistband.  lol

9. What’s a lie you’ve told more than once?
Thanks, I’ll think about that! (to a non-comic audience member who thinks I should make a joke about this or that from their life. This includes my father.)

10. Where do you see yourself in five minutes?
Attempting to squeeze 3 hours of errands into a 1 hour lunch run. #gogetter

 

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LAUGH IT UP!

Numerous comedic talent erupts from Comic Dante Rusciolelli and his band of HUMOUROLOGIST at GOLDEN ARTIST ENTERTAINMENT. The  #FUNNYCHICKS Rebekah Kochan, LeeAnn Tooker, Sally Mullins,to #CrackinChaps Kevin Gootee, Julian Michael, and of course Ron Jeremy.

Each has something hilarious going on solo, sometimes they all team up for a cracking colab that brings down the house.

Here’s what’s ON with Dante & Rebekah ~

for their full DIARY of events http://www.comicdante.com/

LeeAnn  and Sally team up rather often…..

These funny ladies always have something on from LEEANN’S LATEST  FAKE NEWS segments on INSTAGRAM  https://www.instagram.com/p/BR9SX5sDrQL/   To SALLY’S  “HELLO COUGAR” which is a bit of raunchy cheeky fun   www.dromebox.com which RETURNS with NEW episodes 29 April

Find their DIARY’S  leeanntooker.com  www.sallymullins.com for WHAT’S ON .

Kevin Gootee  has a bit of fun with his www.comicswatchingcomics.com

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https://kevingootee.com/my-upcoming-shows/  for where he will be.

Julian Michael  will have you in stitches… his stand up along with PODCAST  add in his ADVICE column  shall keep you on the edge of your seat anxiously awaiting the next LAUGH.  mayhemandtoken.com

For those burning questions just ask…. DEAR TOKEN  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeIq-XIM1TRZOXqhFeNwk7THaNM5gg_mgpNvwr0UDDST1gljw/viewform?c=0&w=1

FOR EVERYTHING THAT’S ON doubleminorityreport.com

And what can be said of RON JEREMY  that hasn’t all ready been said.  he is really  FUNNY and has a tonne to say /https://www.facebook.com/TheRealRonJeremy/

More information including bios,  press photos, diary’s (where they will be) video links, TWITTER and INSTAGRAM IDS can all be found on each individual link

 

 

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Recently winning the award in SAN FRANCISCO of  MOST NOTABLE DRAG QUEEN and squeezing in time between her  PODCAST SHOW  “It’s Everything”,  being a MEDIA SPONSOR  for the upcoming DINAH SHORE Weekend  and her busy schedule appearing at clubs around the BAY AREA and BEYOND   BeBe  has found time to head BACK INTO THE STUDIO and make MAGIC HAPPEN.

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